JEFF KLINGER

Los Angeles Dates April 2009

April 21st D+D Joke center, Glendale, CA

April 24th 90 West, Culver City, CA

April 25th Comedy and Magic Club, Hermosa Beach, CA

April 27th Whats Up, Tiger Lilly? , Hollywood, CA

April 27th Barneys, Pasadena, CA

April 28th Lestat’s San Diego, CA

April 29th Fake Gallery, Hollywood, CA

April 30th Ice House, Pasadena, CA

May 1st Khoury’s Long Beach, CA

May 3rd Comedy Store, Hollywood, CA

May 12th 3of Clubs, Hollywood CA

May 14th, IMPROV Brea, CA
Thu Jul 8

Fortune cookie

The fortune cookie from my breakfast this morning reads, “You will bring sunshine into someone’s life this week.” It’s a great fortune and a nice promise, but when you take into account that I am eating Kung Pao chicken for breakfast, I am probably not in the position to bring sunshine anywhere. Maybe a more fitting fortune might read, “you will leave a voicemail message on someone’s phone this week” or “write this week off, you’ve already started off on the wrong foot” C’mon China, get to know your customers. Then profits will soar.

Fri Sep 11
thedailywhat:

Never forget.
[via.]

thedailywhat:

Never forget.

[via.]

Thu Sep 3
Soup of the day: Whiskey (Via: thedw.us)

Soup of the day: Whiskey (Via: thedw.us)

Wed Sep 2

Reality Check #44

If you are exploiting these fires in any way, jokes, profile pictures, etc. You are an asshole

Tue Sep 1
thedailywhat:

Clip + Save of the Day: In case of flu, consult this chart.
[via.]

thedailywhat:

Clip + Save of the Day: In case of flu, consult this chart.

[via.]

please be more clear when you tell me how to pack for my surprise vacation

please be more clear when you tell me how to pack for my surprise vacation

Mon Aug 31
The Gottis LOVE Zac Efron

The Gottis LOVE Zac Efron

Sun Aug 30
:thedailywhat:Poledancer 

Availble accesories include hi-top sneakers and coke mirror.

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thedailywhat:Poledancer Availble accesories include hi-top sneakers and coke mirror.
Fri Aug 28
comicallyvintage:

Can You Guess Why Jimmy Has To Live In A Slum?

comicallyvintage:

Can You Guess Why Jimmy Has To Live In A Slum?
Wear a fedora like everyone else, youngin’

Wear a fedora like everyone else, youngin’