JEFF KLINGER

Los Angeles Dates April 2009

April 21st D+D Joke center, Glendale, CA

April 24th 90 West, Culver City, CA

April 25th Comedy and Magic Club, Hermosa Beach, CA

April 27th Whats Up, Tiger Lilly? , Hollywood, CA

April 27th Barneys, Pasadena, CA

April 28th Lestat’s San Diego, CA

April 29th Fake Gallery, Hollywood, CA

April 30th Ice House, Pasadena, CA

May 1st Khoury’s Long Beach, CA

May 3rd Comedy Store, Hollywood, CA

May 12th 3of Clubs, Hollywood CA

May 14th, IMPROV Brea, CA

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Thu Jul 8

Fortune cookie

The fortune cookie from my breakfast this morning reads, “You will bring sunshine into someone’s life this week.” It’s a great fortune and a nice promise, but when you take into account that I am eating Kung Pao chicken for breakfast, I am probably not in the position to bring sunshine anywhere. Maybe a more fitting fortune might read, “you will leave a voicemail message on someone’s phone this week” or “write this week off, you’ve already started off on the wrong foot” C’mon China, get to know your customers. Then profits will soar.

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Fri Sep 11